David Letterman’s ‘Top Ten Reasons I Got Married’


David Letterman used his recent wedding to Regina Lasko for inspiration when coming up with his “Top Ten List” on Tuesday night. Read Dave’s ‘Top Ten Reasons I Got Married.’


David Letterman, who married his girlfriend of 23 yearsRegina Lasko, on March 19, announced his “Top Ten Reasons I Got Married” on “The Late Show” Tuesday night.

Here is Dave’s list:
10. Poconos offers newlyweds free room with champagne-glass Jacuzzi.
9. If I’m gonna catch Larry King, I’d better get going.
8. Still drunk from St. Patty’s, dude.
7. She needed a green card.
6. When you’re my age and look like I do, if someone says they’ll marry you, you do it.
5. Don’t have to listen to any more crap from that quack Dr. Phil.
4. I finally fit into my dream dress.
3. Free cake
2. Got tired of waiting for Paris Hilton.
1. Figured at the least we’d get a mediocre Top Ten out of it.

David tells the audience that after 23 years of dating, being married does feel different.

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